Hey, Asshole in the Chevy Prizm!!

Kinja'd!!! "Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
01/25/2018 at 13:48 • Filed to: None

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This here is a four lane road. You see that additional lane in the middle?

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That, you raging asshole, is a fucking TURN LANE! It is NOT, I repeat, NOT a passing lane. Do you know why it is called a turn lane, you asshole? It’s because an automobile will enter that lane with the sole intention of turning into one of the many properties that front this roadway. We do this so as not to hinder traffic in either the east or west bound lanes. There is no expectation that an oncoming vehicle in the turn lane will increase speed so as to pass other cars in the same direction just to be first in line at the next red light. You needlessly endangered my life and the lives of other vehicles when I had to swerve out of your way because you thought your time is too precious to travel at the posted speed of 45 MPH. I hope you run a red light and get smoked by a cement truck, you asshole.


DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
01/25/2018 at 14:10

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Some days I want to buy a 60's or 70's land yacht, add a push bar, and just go ham on other drivers.


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
01/25/2018 at 14:26

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I wish these could be used as passing lanes. Its aggravating to be stuck behind slow people forever waiting for a legal passing area just to have a section of road with one of those in the middle instead of a passing lane. Obviously not in busy areas but I have seen these often in places where nobody is ever turning. Still, what a dumbass for using it to actually pass people.

45 in a 45 is dangerous though depending on where you are lol. Sure, everyone should just go the speed limit or the speed limit should be higher, but either way you aint gonna stop people from speeding. My default speed in a 45 is 60, unless its busy.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
01/25/2018 at 14:32

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I have a similar 4 lane that turns into my residential area on one side, and a shopping center on the other. I love nothing more than seeing people get all pissed off when I’m sitting there waiting to turn into my development who try to zoom through the lane to make a turn into the shopping center. A turn that you aren’t even supposed to make given the angle of the curbs. People get so pissed when I don’t move. I’m waiting to turn, jackass. Get back in the lane and go around.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
01/25/2018 at 14:32

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You can’t expect someone in a race car like that to not use all their horsepower. It’a like asking a shark to not bite.